Item name:
Box of Fireworks
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Weight:
15 lbs.
Value:
[value]

Effects:
Burns, Blindness, Awe and Inspiration
Background:
Appears to have been owned by a crazed pyrotechnic. Highly flammable - combustible materials inside.

Contains:

- One Big SOB - World Class: SOB here means Shot of Brocade, but there's no telling what expletives onlookers may utter when this powder keg explodes into golden tails and giant cascading crowns.
- Just Bad - Megabanger: When these bad boys get fired up they start shooting, blasting 500 grams worth of super-charged brocade crowns turning red, green, and blue high into the night sky.
- Scuba Diver - Megabanger: Less Jacques Cousteau, more surface-to-air missile, this one's a favorite among pyrotechnic fans, firing a sweeping field of wavy chrysanthemum-like glitter and arching silver trails skyward.
- The Big Package - World Class: Same-day delivery, this 500-gram cannon fires a flurry of 12 thunderous shots in just 35 seconds, producing towering golden willows that can light up an entire neighborhood.
- One Bad Mother - World Class: Badder than bad, this multi-shot bundle of three-inch shells is just this side of the legal limit for firepower, launching nine air-born golden flares with a rapid-fire three blast finale.
- The Chosen One - The Matrix: Whether they choose to or not, this fully-loaded bundle of gunpowder will keep all eyes skyward for a full 27 seconds of fiery popcorn-popping bursts scattering into brilliant white stars.
- Blonde Joke - Brothers Pyrotechnics: Nothing ditzy about this 36-shot barrage of alternating green and blue bouquets and crackling red stars -- plus a deafening 12 gun salute finale that'd make anyone dizzy, blonde or brunette.
- Uncle Sam's Answer - Brothers Pyrotechnics: Whatever the question, this 500-gram cannon answers with a thunderous 16-burst display of gold stars and multi-colored bouquets, roughly translated "Don't mess with the U.S. of A."

Descriptions courtesy of Inc.com's "8 Most Explosive Fireworks"
Condition:
[instructor will provide]